Our friend Bob pulled off the ultimate ninja move: getting married without anyone noticing. Honestly? Impressive stealth skills.
THE LEGEND
SURPRISE!
"Wait... WHAT? Since when?! I need to sit down."
"This man really said 'brb getting married' and meant it literally."
"I'm not even mad. That's amazing. But also... WHAT?"
"Can we at least do a belated bachelor party? Asking for a friend. The friend is me."
Hanging out, being normal, definitely not planning anything...
"Can't make it to poker night, got... stuff." THE STUFF WAS A WEDDING.
Bob gets married. The group chat remains suspiciously quiet.
We find out. Jaws drop. This website is born. Celebrations ensue!